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Hmm...

Not a bad flash by any means. Not at all. Here were my problems.

1- The colors are waaaaaaay too dull and brownish. The whole aesthetic is drab and stirs no excitement.

2- The dialouge is unnatural and flat. These don't sound like words chosen by teenagers whatsoever.

3- I could not connect with any of the charecters. Frankly, I did not care about any of the charecters. I swear I have heard all of their voices before.

In short, this is NOT a bash or a personal attack by any means. Use more color, go through some old yearbooks and put back the spark.

JimmyH2 responds:

The color scheme is there for a reason, it's supposed to be bleak, it's not supposed to stir excitement. The voices need work, I'll give you that. Maybe that's why you're not getting that connection you're talking about.

Thanks for the well-written review.

whoa...

Creepy, and I guess effective. Hell, I wouldn't want to be like Mr. Clown head. What was the frame rate set to? It made the animation REALLY slick. Great job!

AligatorHead responds:

Hhaha yes, i dont wana turn into mister clown head, i rather be Aligatorhead. hah One Hundread and Twenty Frames. I hope it wasnt laggy or anything, i mean its only 27 seconds LONG

Dont people get it?

... you don't HAVE to get it!

I loved this!!! Truly trance-inducing.

I MUST KNOW WHO WROTE THAT SONG!!! I DEMAND IT!!!

You will tell me!!!

...please?

dekuscrub responds:

Water from a Vine Leaf, by William Orbit, my friend. It was from an album called "Future", the sound-track for an american ABC show called Future Fantastic. The whole album was sold sheerly because one of the songs had some vocals by Gillian Anderson from the X-Files.

I've been there...

It's that two to four year period of time where a person thinks that their lives are meaningless when, in reality, their lives have not even yet begun. Quite touching, I REALLY liked the bleak atmos (of which Im assuming is your house). It really lends well to the drudgery and repetition that you no doubt experienced.

I really appreciated this. Highest marks.

Dark-Boy responds:

Lol my house needs a wash and a repaint after this lol...thanks for your input man..i'm glad you liked it.

Very very unique!

Awesome! Infinately watchable and a greaty sense of design and style!

Livecorpse responds:

Well we're glad ya appreciated the flash!

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