BaconMask's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Plas]

Totally Bizare!!!

This made no sense, but in the same way that Ren and Stimpy made no sense. It's too weird to explain why this is so funny. It's one of those things that you just have to see to believe. Outstanding job!

aap responds:

Thanks for the compliments and stuff! :)

[janitor massacre 2]

I don't get it

Please don't take this the wrong way, but that was a very poorly conceptualized Flash. I did like some of the obviously traced and reused running sequences with the bizzare pasted on heads. I also thought that the gloopy water effect was impressive. Overall, however, I found this to be extremely disjointed.

For one, the music goes berzerk between action sequences. The songs come to a complete halt and start up without warning. It's a pretty jarring effect, but if it was an intentional design issue I urge you change it.

The backgrounds really need to be done directly in flash as opposed to being imported JPGs. The reason I say this is because the movie is gargantuan in size for as long as it lasts. 10 megs??? around 2 minutes??? Unacceptable! I know you probably like the nice photoshop textures, but I really can't justify anything that causes to file size to swell so needlesly. And your lines are thick to the point of being distracting.

Lastly... what the hell is even going on with the title? There are some space cadet kids running through the halls and a guy cleaning what appears to be chicken broth off of a toilet. I can't fathom how this got the name "Janitor Massacre". It just makes no sense.

Critisisms aside, It had a cool look to it and I think it would be worth continuing. Maybe do up some storyboards beforehand, it couldn't hurt.

Nossers responds:

i get ur point and i kind of didnt get along with the storyboards in the first place but the new toon is a massacre and will be here soon, until i get a flash compressor i cant really get the files smaller, i'll see what i can do

[Gamin Frends: Photoshop!]

I heart Teh Gamin Friends!

This was hilarious, what more can I say? I've watched since the first episode and really think of it as one of the best series on Newgrounds. It definately needs more exposure. Your humor is right on the money; laugh out loud funny.

I hope the series continues for a long, long time.

Renshu responds:

Thanks to recent events, no more of these TWO YEAR BULLSHIT HANGUPS will occur. Thanks a ton, and your patronage is very much appreciated!

[XperimentalXperimentation]

What can I say?

That was pretty entertaining, man. More entertaining than most complete flashes. Good job, a perfect movie for those with ADD.

pillowbasher responds:

lol, i hope thats a good thing haha

[Icons Ep 1]

Felt too familiar

This toon had a lot of good points and a few not so good points.

First off, the animation was pretty slick. Everything looked pretty clean and Nicely designed. GREAT voice acting, too! Darth Vader sounded a lot like Darth Vader. All of the charecters had nice voice acting. There were a few pretty funny moments, too.

The thing is... this cartoon really felt like a composite of other successful cartoons. The main charecter looked suspiciously like Waterman. The style felt lifted from the Family Guy, Decline, Tommorows Nobodies and so on. I guess the thing that would help your cartoon out the most would be to write out a story that would seem interesting and potentially believable.

Not a bad effort at all. In fact, I liked it. It just needs to stand out more, because it felt very lost in the crowd.

TheTreeman responds:

I agree hopefully as we progress it will stand out abit more. and Aparently i look a hell of a lot like waterman. thanx for the comments

[Quiereme]

Muy Padre!!!

Mi espanol es malo, pero yo gusto tu pelicular de musica! Yo mira su pelicuar con mucho gusto! Todos los cosas bien!

God, I wish I spoke better Spanish.

That was a kickin' flick! Loved the crisp visuals and rockin' track. Great job!!!

yonmacklein responds:

thank you very much :D

[Little Fighter Alpha Ch.8]

Great

It was a lot like playing an RPG with out actually playing. Good story going here, it kept my interest. Neat charecters. A little short, however. Great effort!

MaxR responds:

I'll try to make my next chapter longer.

[_Stix_]

The mysterious stick

Sticks. They exsist for no other reason than to destroy themselves. We see them blowing each other up, beating each other down, grinding each other into sausage meat or just plain shooting each other to death. What is it that motivates these creatures? They demonstrate a modicum of intelignece, at LEAST enough to aim and shoot a gun... Yet they never use any of those cognitave skills to rationally settle their differences. Why do they have differences in the first place? Are they prone to hold grudges or simply quick to anger? Do any of them seek counciling? Why do they allways resort to violence set against a white background? Why why why?

Well, because they're STICKS!!! And they're fun to watch!

Excellent animation. Very entertaining.

toxicbomb responds:

Haha, nice. Thanks for the review! :D

[Aisling]

...

You had my five when the boat ran into the ocean.

jn responds:

heh, thankyou sir

[A Clockwork Peach]

Haa haa haa

Having seen A Clockwork Orange about a hundred times, I really got a kick out of this. Consider doing a spoof of the whole movie, I think it would be fantastic.

Fifen!

Coffee-lock responds:

I have been considering it for a while now.
Thanks for the 5! :D