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Jason Dix @BaconMask

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Posted by BaconMask - August 13th, 2007


Shame by the Slice 2 is quite nearly done. As in, any day now done. There are a lot of cool and awesome features in this one. I must say, I am extremely pleased with how it's turned out.

I have a cool idea for a mini contest! I have not officially settled on a name for the "Floating Manager" yet. I think I should name him after YOU!

First person to reply to this thread gets this weirdo named after him:

Gimme your name! (mini contest)


Posted by BaconMask - August 7th, 2007


I'm in the process of editing Shame by the Slice 2, and I'm almost at the point where I'm picking out songs for the soundtrack.

If you have any of your tracks here on Newgrounds that you'd like me to use, either reply here or give me a PM. I'll consider anything! There is only 1 commercial song that I absolutely must use, but I'd much rather give you guys the opportunity to have your music showcased!

So, gimme some suggestions!!!

Gimme YOUR music!!!


Posted by BaconMask - August 5th, 2007


Pizza is pretty much my favorite food, and I've had a lot of great pizza in my life. The best pizza that I've ever had was at a little pizza place in Grover City, California named Pizano's. There I was introduced to the love of my life, the Garlic Chicken. Tons of grilled chicken on white sauce on thick, buttery crust. Each slice probably weighed a pound, but I probably put away half of that damn pizza.

What's the greatest pizza that you've ever had?!

What is the best pizza of all time?


Posted by BaconMask - August 1st, 2007


I got this comment from a fellow known as "Cybex", with whom I have never spoken.

Subject: YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH IM 14

Message:

YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH IM 14 LIFT 250 POUNDS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST I KICK YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR 5 YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND CAN'T SAY SHIT YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ YOUR MY BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SUCK MY COCK YOU LITTLE WHORE FUCK BAG IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU SUCK MY COCK BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTICK BITCH COMMON YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME YOUR A DUMBASS YOU LIKE COCK! YOU JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED HOMOSEXUAL IM SMARTER IN EVERY WAY BECAUSE IM READY FOR COLLEGE AT MY AGE WHICH MEANS YOUR A DUMBASS SO YA KNOW WHAT STFU STFU STFU SUCK MY DICK BITCH UNEARTH JUST OWNED YOUR ASS

... That's a spicy meatball!

My favorite private message of all time


Posted by BaconMask - August 1st, 2007


I have gas.

Ugh


Posted by BaconMask - July 29th, 2007


Are you a versital, talented and not currently busy actionscript coder looking for an awesome project to work on?

Are you willing to work on something that will be pretty dang awesome and seen by THOUSANDS?

Are you willing to do it fo FREE?

Hit me up if so! I am in bad need of a coder who is pretty good at doing the basic, boring stuff. I am inept in this area.

Send me a PM! Thank you, drive through.

Do you has what it takes?


Posted by BaconMask - July 28th, 2007


Hey all! It's been too damn long since I've submitted anything. I hope you all enjoy SBTS! I'll respond to all the reviews that I can, so fire'em my way!

The second part just needs the finishing touches, so it won't be long.

Oh by the way, my Myspace page is http://www.myspace.com/jasonmcdix if you want to check it out.