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omg jerry jackson

You make me happy. Your cartoons make me smile and laugh. Thank you Jerry Jackson for making my day. Thank you for sorting out all of this global mess.

Cheers

nice little diversion

Crisp, brief and fun. Much like a fun sized Kit-Kat. Me likey.

Incomplete

I think that you do some wonderful work.I absolutely loved "Juiceball". This one, however, didn't feel complete. Just when I felt that I was getting to the warm, gooey inards- the animation was over. It was like cutting into a homemade lemon meringue pie, (with a hint of orange zest and fennel) only to find out that the fluffy meringue was streched across an empty shell.

And we all know that Martha would never leave anything half finished.

Hot buttered crow

Is the guy eating the crow suppoised to be a metaphor for someone... eating crow? Hee hee. Pretty entertaining.

Smooth and strange, like an eggplant smoothie.

Smoooov

Really nice use of flash. Everything flowed very well and it just seemed to click. Badass music and dramatic camera angles make this one a clock day standard. Excellent work!

A duo destined for the ages

Man, I fuckin' love your work. These are the greatest charecters since Cain and Abel. I love your cartoons because I'm never really sure what's true and what's not... do these charecters exist only in their own imaginations? It seems that way. They write their own histories, and whatever they choose to beleive becomes their reality. Kind of like Muppet Babies, only with acid trips... and now anal hemmoraging.

You're amazing... both you AND that Fernando chap!

Make more and I'll bake you some brownies

Felt too familiar

This toon had a lot of good points and a few not so good points.

First off, the animation was pretty slick. Everything looked pretty clean and Nicely designed. GREAT voice acting, too! Darth Vader sounded a lot like Darth Vader. All of the charecters had nice voice acting. There were a few pretty funny moments, too.

The thing is... this cartoon really felt like a composite of other successful cartoons. The main charecter looked suspiciously like Waterman. The style felt lifted from the Family Guy, Decline, Tommorows Nobodies and so on. I guess the thing that would help your cartoon out the most would be to write out a story that would seem interesting and potentially believable.

Not a bad effort at all. In fact, I liked it. It just needs to stand out more, because it felt very lost in the crowd.

TheTreeman responds:

I agree hopefully as we progress it will stand out abit more. and Aparently i look a hell of a lot like waterman. thanx for the comments

So Absorbing

It only took a few seconds to sink it's claws in, but once the story had begun to unfold, I was latched to this animation. What a brilliant and engrossing cartoon. You just don't hear stories like this without paying *.50 for them and buying a bucket of popcorn. Absolutely amazing. I pretty much only review something when I really, really like it.

That means I really, really liked this.

Muy Padre!!!

Mi espanol es malo, pero yo gusto tu pelicular de musica! Yo mira su pelicuar con mucho gusto! Todos los cosas bien!

God, I wish I spoke better Spanish.

That was a kickin' flick! Loved the crisp visuals and rockin' track. Great job!!!

yonmacklein responds:

thank you very much :D

This puts the "otentia" in "potential"

Excuse the terrible pun...

It is rare that any clay movie (Save for, of course, Knox's works) pass through those dagger-tipped gates we know as "The Portal". This one, however, had something that a lot of other clay flicks don't have; evidence of EFFORT. Your average portal manure clay flick runs about 30 seconds and features two unarticulate globs beating the shit out of each other on someone's coffee table. That's what gives the whole genre a bad rap, imo; people who don't give a shit.

This movie actually looks interesting! I could tell just from the small clip that the story is at least somewhat intruiging! The charecters all moved with an impressive level of subtlety! I really got a kick out of the purple spiky guy's ability to smooth out the dents in his flesh! And, yes- there were even some FUNNY PARTS!

It's these things that set this one apart! Yes, there could have been more sound effects and yes - just like every other clay flick it takes place in someone's den - but the level of effort that obviously went into this makes me excited to see more!

Great going, can't wait to see the finished product!

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