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Ahhh... fond memories...

That song is played too often at work for me to get truly nostalgic about it, but your video really takes me back. It's a lot like the original video, except completely different. Hey wait! That didn't make any sense. Well, neither did the song, but I still love it. And I love this video. Good job!

The not-baddest

Not bad... not bad at all! In fact, quite good! Overall it was very clever and enjoyable. The animation was a tad bit rough, but considering the time it took, it was pretty damn good. Let's see what you can do with a whole month now! Keep'em comming, you have talent!

TheKrimsonKrusader responds:

Thank you for the positive feedback, reading this lifted my spirit. Sir, I will continue to produce quality animations, you can be sure :)

Nice Job

Honestly, you could have done a movie about someone buying a corn dog in this style and it still would have been great fun to watch. The skating was a hell of a lot more interesting than buying a corn dog, though. Awesome skating! I loved the "Out of this World" (old computer/SNES game) look and feel. Good stuff.

More Twist than the Pepsi which bears it's name!

Great job! Your stuff always cracks me up. To think that you put this together in a week really blows my mind! Great job and velcome to my favorites list!

Plus, I'll buy your chicken!

jerbjpg responds:

that will be 5 dollars please...

Go for it!

Looks like a great concept! Good luck, I hope it turns out sucessful for you!

I enjoy the taste of cow

There is a big difference between standardized, monitored, supervised cattle slaughter and sick fucking kids who torture cats for fun. I do realize that there could be advances in the way that the act of cow excecutions could be carried out, but in no way do I think that anyone has the right to change the way people choose to nourish themselves. Animals have been consuming other animals since the dawn of time. It's a fact of life, people need to eat things. It's natural.

My favorite quote from Monty Python sums it up best: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."

cloudofpain responds:

did you not notice the baby chickens beaks being cut off with no anesthetics? the cow hanging was still alive and the pig bleeding that had its skin ripped off whilst alive?

Very cathartic

A lot of feeling went into this one. There's a tangible brooding that spills beyond the flash itself and speaks volumes of the author's state of being. Troubling and ultimately profound.

Please don't carry out the acts of the protagonist. (Newgrounds needs good authors!)

Hmmm...

Well, as soon as I read the title and your description the joke became aparent to me. Not too funny in my meager opinion. Some DAMN good sprite work here however! Looks and sounds exactly as I remember Sonic when it first came out back in 1991... shit, I'm getting old.

Good job overall.

On the brink of greatness

You do realize how absolutely badass this could have been, I hope. The art is so damn original and fresh. It's just what this site needs!!! I was really starting to get into the whole story and the charecters... I see so much potential in this one. I'm really puzzled as to the huge file size since there was no sound... maybe you have some jpgs under the layers that load up? No idea, but there is no reason for a flash without sound to be so big.

Add sound and refinements and you have a NG classic.

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Whatever that was, it was freakin' hilarious!

jerbjpg responds:

spanks!

No. Let's talk about YOU.

Jason Dix @BaconMask

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