Score: 10

"Painfully Funny"

submission: Chicken Selects Oddyssey

date: December 18, 2006

That was damn hilarious! Potential to be a huge series on NG. These are some premium grade, Chicken Select quality prank calls! I laughed out loud a few times. Please make more!

Score: 10

"Dripping with dark atmosphere"

submission: Nightmares of Leia Ray

date: December 18, 2006

Now that was scarry!!! You really nailed the atmosphere on this one! It was creepy just opening the file up! Very impressive from start to finish, loved it the whole way through. I would advise others to turn the lights out before playing this one for added effect!

Score: 7

"I don't get it"

submission: janitor massacre 2

date: December 17, 2006

Please don't take this the wrong way, but that was a very poorly conceptualized Flash. I did like some of the obviously traced and reused running sequences with the bizzare pasted on heads. I also thought that the gloopy water effect was impressive. Overall, however, I found this to be extremely disjointed.

For one, the music goes berzerk between action sequences. The songs come to a complete halt and start up without warning. It's a pretty jarring effect, but if it was an intentional design issue I urge you change it.

The backgrounds really need to be done directly in flash as opposed to being imported JPGs. The reason I say this is because the movie is gargantuan in size for as long as it lasts. 10 megs??? around 2 minutes??? Unacceptable! I know you probably like the nice photoshop textures, but I really can't justify anything that causes to file size to swell so needlesly. And your lines are thick to the point of being distracting.

Lastly... what the hell is even going on with the title? There are some space cadet kids running through the halls and a guy cleaning what appears to be chicken broth off of a toilet. I can't fathom how this got the name "Janitor Massacre". It just makes no sense.

Critisisms aside, It had a cool look to it and I think it would be worth continuing. Maybe do up some storyboards beforehand, it couldn't hurt.

Score: 10

"The 'Citizen Kane' of Flash music videos"

submission: Future

date: December 17, 2006

I honestly have never seen anything done in flash that looked that amazing. I had to look closer at this because I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I would have sworn that you used some sort of 3D program to achive the animation, but i'll take your word for it that you didn't. From start to finish, the entire thing was amazing. I'll even go as far to say that on a webstire that hosts animations such as Xombie and the Brackenwood series, this still manages to be fresh and groundbreaking. Just incredible, I don't think anything has ever impressed me this much.

Score: 8

"That was pretty damn cool!"

submission: Scoot With Lightsaber

date: December 17, 2006

Good special effects you got there. Damn seamless if you ask me. If you can make something a minute long or so, you'll have a groundbreaking hit! Nice job.

Score: 10

"I heart Teh Gamin Friends!"

submission: Gamin Frends: Photoshop!

date: December 14, 2006

This was hilarious, what more can I say? I've watched since the first episode and really think of it as one of the best series on Newgrounds. It definately needs more exposure. Your humor is right on the money; laugh out loud funny.

I hope the series continues for a long, long time.

Score: 9

"What can I say?"

submission: XperimentalXperimentation

date: December 10, 2006

That was pretty entertaining, man. More entertaining than most complete flashes. Good job, a perfect movie for those with ADD.

Score: 10

"..."

submission: Weeds of Destruction

date: December 1, 2006

I've had the same favorite animation for about three years.

Now I have a new one.

Loved it!

Score: 10

"Nice Job"

submission: Blue Yoshi's Coke 2

date: November 29, 2006

No offense, but this has about the most cookie-cutter, over done type of borefest plot that you can imagine on Newgrounds.

Saying that, I was surprised to find how much I liked it. I even ENJOYED it. You're a kick ass animator, for one. Everything fit together so damn well. Your timing is perfect. Everything happened at just the right moment.

So, nice job. Surprisingly well done.

Score: 10

"HAA HAA HAA HAA"

submission: Christ and AntiChrist 1

date: November 13, 2006

HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA

*wipes away tear*

Whooooo... *cleans glasses*

... HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA

Hee hee hee...

Yeah, that ending was beyond funny. You owe me a pair of unsoiled chones.