Score: 9

"Really enjoyable"

submission: Islander Boys

date: January 17, 2007

Great job on this game! I really loved the great sense of humor and personality. The music and setting really pulled it all together for me. The controls were a little unweildy as the cursor was too closely influenced by the camea angles. The graphics were a touch on the rough side as well. Overall, it was a lot of fun!

Score: 7

"A mixed bag of funny and over the top gross"

submission: Queers of War

date: January 15, 2007

While I'm no fan of the cock, there are a few game-relevant jokes that I appreciated. Overall, a good cheap laugh.

Next stop: Beers of War? Please?? =)

Score: 4

"Not a bad concept..."

submission: All Star

date: January 9, 2007

...but there are definately some problems when the credits are longer than the feature itself. Invest more time, compress the sound and you'll do just fine. Not too bad though.

Score: 8

"Amazingly well animated"

submission: Dream star fight!

date: December 30, 2006

The animation was terrific and that's really all I ask ot of a submission like this. It was really fun to watch.

But that music!!! Ugh, bad choice man! I'd imagine that it would be more fitting in a snuff film. It was like Tito Puente took a heroic dose of LSD and cut an album with the Chipmunks.

Anyway, very well done nonetheless.

Score: 9

"A good throwback"

submission: Blackhead

date: December 28, 2006

Back in the "Steamboat Willy" era, many cartoons were intentionally racist and nobody thought twice about it. It makes me glad that we live in a time that we can come to make fun of just how backwards our ideals were way back when. GREAT job, it's not everyday you see a terrific "Bosco" parody. The animation was over the top and everything fit perfectly with the music - just like back in the day. I like the interjection of that portly Aqua Teen character as well. Overall, it was fantastic.

P.S. - The first time I watched this, there were a few scenes durring the begining that I could see a purple underdrawing of trees and the fruitstand and whatnot. Looks like it was an early version that you didn't intend to keep? Anyway, I fished it out of my cache and kept it as a souviner. Was this intentional?

Score: 8

"I remember when clock movies always sucked"

submission: on the bridge

date: December 28, 2006

Nowadays, they're mostly pretty good. WTF indeed. Nice graphics here, and funny to boot. Good job.

Score: 10

"Epic WIN"

submission: !!!!!!-- DavidsServer.net

date: December 24, 2006

There's an easter egg hidden in this one. It happens when you lick the big Viagra pill on the screen. You need a box of tissues to make it work tho.

Score: 10

"Stunning"

submission: Gift of Ages

date: December 24, 2006

An elegant piece of work that speaks volumes without uttering a word. Of all of the really superb Christmas Flash movies submitted this year, this one is by far my favorite. Powerful stuff indeed. Baby Jesus is ceertainly pleased.

Score: 10

"We have the same freakin' sense of humor"

submission: Life of a Xmas Present

date: December 19, 2006

I swear, I could be writing a technical manual for a belt sander and I'd find a place to stuff in a drug reference. In fact, I think I just thought of a perfect place.

The cartoon was, like all of your other stuff, sheer hilarity. Extremley original for a holiday toon. Keep up the great work.

Score: 10

"Awesome, so chock full of clock"

submission: Santa clock's workshop

date: December 18, 2006

An appropriately awsesome Clock Christmas movie. Hella funny, even unexpected funny. Heh, Mrs. Claus is on her period... freakin' funny. Good Going!