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BaconMask

Age/Gender: 30, Male
Location: California
Job: Confetti Salesman

Here's a tip: put a pinch of sage in your boots and all day long a spicy scent is your reward.

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My favorite private message of all time

Posted by BaconMask Aug. 1, 2007 @ 10:55 PM EDT

I got this comment from a fellow known as "Cybex", with whom I have never spoken.

Subject: YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH IM 14

Message:

YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME BITCH IM 14 LIFT 250 POUNDS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE BEST I KICK YOUR ASS NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY YOUR 5 YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND CAN'T SAY SHIT YOU KNOW WHY? CUZ YOUR MY BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT YOU SUCK MY COCK YOU LITTLE WHORE FUCK BAG IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU SUCK MY COCK BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKSTICK BITCH COMMON YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME YOUR A DUMBASS YOU LIKE COCK! YOU JUST GOT BITCH SLAPPED HOMOSEXUAL IM SMARTER IN EVERY WAY BECAUSE IM READY FOR COLLEGE AT MY AGE WHICH MEANS YOUR A DUMBASS SO YA KNOW WHAT STFU STFU STFU SUCK MY DICK BITCH UNEARTH JUST OWNED YOUR ASS

... That's a spicy meatball!

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Ugh

Posted by BaconMask Aug. 1, 2007 @ 1:01 AM EDT

I have gas.

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Do you has what it takes?

Posted by BaconMask Jul. 29, 2007 @ 4:03 AM EDT

Are you a versital, talented and not currently busy actionscript coder looking for an awesome project to work on?

Are you willing to work on something that will be pretty dang awesome and seen by THOUSANDS?

Are you willing to do it fo FREE?

Hit me up if so! I am in bad need of a coder who is pretty good at doing the basic, boring stuff. I am inept in this area.

Send me a PM! Thank you, drive through.

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Been a while

Posted by BaconMask Jul. 28, 2007 @ 10:48 PM EDT

Hey all! It's been too damn long since I've submitted anything. I hope you all enjoy SBTS! I'll respond to all the reviews that I can, so fire'em my way!

The second part just needs the finishing touches, so it won't be long.

Oh by the way, my Myspace page is http://www.myspace.com/jasonmcdix if you want to check it out.

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